WTF Is Posh Wearing?

I don't usually post about Victoria Beckham unless I'm clowning her ass but this shit is just getting too easy. Here she is at Glamour Magazine's Women Of The Year Awards in London last night.

No, seriously what the f*uck is she wearing? There are just no words to describe this monstrosity of an outfit if you can even call it that. I know some people like to think she is a fashionista with even JLo saying she values Victoria's opinion on fashion (I bet she is regretting saying that now)!

For the first time I'm speechless there are just too many bad adjectives to describe this mess I don't know where to start. Posh, this shit is not sexy, this blow -up Barbie on crack look needs to go now! This is not even a question of hot or not, it's more like WTF is this crap?

2007 MTV Movie Awards

Celebs stepped out for the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles last night.


Bajan banger Rihanna arrives at the showThis dress is big let down from Rihanna, I was expecting something more banging from her since she seems to be making all the right moves in the music and fashion stakes lately. Yep, something is definately off with this one.

Moving along, the Bajan superstar also performed her number 1 hit, Umbrella with Jay-Z at the awards show:



Jay arriving at the show


Meagan GoodThis is get-up is not a good look at all. Meagan looks fine from the neck upwards, such a pretty face shame about the rest, it looks like a ghetto prom queen outfit gone wrong.

Eva MendesAnother huge disappointment, Eva is usually so stunning on the red capet. I don't know what happened here, this dress is boring. Where is JLo when you need her?



Everyone's favourite trainwreck, Amy Winehouse was there with new husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Amy also performed Rehab during the show.
I'm not gonna comment on this one, it's just too easy.

Fergie

Niecy Nash

Jessica AlbaAccording to FHM, Jessica is the sexiest woman in the world. Ummm...ok


Victoria BeckhamWhy Posh why must you try so damn hard? I don't know WTF is going through her head in these pics because she has actually become a parody of herself. I know Barbie wants her look back but I wonder what look it is...oh yes the desperate look because this shit will not sell.

The Buzz!

Melanie B @ David Beckham's 32nd Birthday Party at Cipriani's in London

Jade Jones

Emma Bunton

Victoria & David Beckham

Mel B was back in London partying it up with her Spice Girl pals last night at David Beckham's birthday bash. According to reports it's all got a bit too much for Mel, who had to be comforted by David Beckham's sister, Joanne when she broke down in tears over Eddie Murphy's failure to acknowledge that he is the father of her month old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown.

Mel recently revealed that she will be taking Eddie Murphy to court to take a DNA test to prove he is Angel's father. Mel, 31, said this week: "Eddie’s not doing a DNA test and he’s not signing the birth certificate. So it’s going to have to go to court ... which is strange since he was the one asking for it."

Its strange indeed, I don't know why Eddie doesn't want to take a DNA test when he asked for it in the first place. He is just acting a damn fool, he needs to stand up and act responsibly and stop making a ass of himself.



Golden Brooks @ Stoli Hotel - Opening Party



Golden also hit up the "Love Lisa; Armed and Glamorous" launch presented by Too Faced Cosmetics and Sephora

Its a double Golden whammy and yes she still rocking that dry ass weave and she still doesn't own a hair brush. Golden just can't get it right, as always her make-up reminds me of Tales From The Crypt and the outfits look like she got dressed in the dark.


Busta Rhymes Arrested For DUI
Troubled rapper BUSTA RHYMES was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol in the early hours of this morning (03May07) in New York City. The arrest comes just five days before (08May07) the hip-hop star is set to stand trial on two assault causes in Manhattan Criminal Court. Police stopped the rapper, real name Trevor Smith, at 12.48am after they noticed the windows of his GMC Yukon Denali Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) were excessively tinted. Officers claim they smelled "a strong odour of alcohol" on Smith's breath and "he dropped his wallet to the ground" when he attempted to show them his identification. An on-site sobriety test found his blood alcohol level was .147 - above the legal New York State limit of .08. Smith will be arraigned later today (03May07). This is the latest of a string of legal troubles for the rapper. In February (07), he was arrested for allegedly driving on a suspended license and aggravated driving. Next week, his trial for the alleged December (06) assault of his driver and an August (06) assault of a fan, is set to begin.

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Weekly Roundup!

Christina Milian @ Oakleys Eyewear Launch
Rihanna Luire Magazine PhotoshootJennifer Lopez's "Como Ama Una Mujer" Autograph Signing in the Bronx
Halle Berry promotes 'Perfect Stranger' in Madrid
P Diddy poses for a portrait at The Soho Hotel in London
David and Victoria Beckham at the Sport Industry Awards 2007 (trying too hard as usual)

Usher confirmed to MTV news that he will soon be a husband and instant step-father of three after announcing that he will marry his longtime girlfriend, stylist Tameka
Foster.